I know I know... She just can't remember where she organized them to.... Or the 1 year old got them and they are now out on the lawn somewhere.
Call the folks at
http://www.weaknees.com/
They are nice people- tell them your story and they will undoubtedly be swayed by your plight that all maligned DIY husbands can relate to. If you play it right maybe they will slip some in an envelope for $1.98.
Or use some self tapping sheet metal screws.
Or maybe some Liquid Nails construction cement.