I'll try to give the short version.
Called and was told I could pick up cablecards. Go to the office - they tell me no way they haven't let customers pick them up in months. Schedule an appointment for the next day, fine.
Tech shows up (on time even) and pulls two cablecards out of his pocket. One looks new one looks like it was run over by a truck, then lost a fight with an angry ferret, and then was run over by a truck again. I ask "what's up with that?" and he says "oh we don't have any new cards, only used ones."
Tech proceeds to say "I've never seen one of these work before."
Puts in cards with only moderate disregard for instructions or my attempts to prod him in the right direction.
While he's still on the phone trying to get card 1 activated, he shoves in card 2. I cringe but he is flipping back and forth between the guide and the tuners and live TV and is getting picture.
Tech declares "wow I can't believe it is working" and I ask him to verify both tuners - he has the remote (and doesn't like giving it up) and declares that both tuners are working.
Tech is in and out in .. 15 mins and I am so happy that I tip him $10.
I reboot to get the guide data right (or something, it's unclear about exactly why I am rebooting but manual says to) and lo and behold I am getting grey channels here and there. I realize the tech was using the "1-2" button on the remote to "change tuners" during his diagnostics. I scream in frustration.
Go into the ccard diagnostics and discover that card #1 is not tuning any channels above 25. Card #2 is working BUT..
Continue into the diagnostics and find that on the "Conditional Access" screen BOTH cards show "Host Validation: Unknown 00" which from threads I believe means it is not "paired" correctly? The working Card #2 showed "Subscribed" for its state - the non working one showed "Disconnected."
I called Comcast 3 times with various levels of success - once got both cards deactivated somehow - then once had someone very patrionizing explaining to me that I could not under any circumstances fit two cable cards into a tivo and before I broke them to please put just one in the TV where it belonged. I really let that guy have it. They keep me on the phone for an hour as I keep insisting they send the tech (remember the guy I tipped $10) back over - finally get the answer that the tech is "too far away now so they will have to send someone tomorrow."
My most important question - NO ONE I spoke to at Comcast knew what to do with, or had any interest in, the "Host" (tivo) ID on the Pairing page. Can anyone confirm for me that they actually need this? The tech read out exactly one number to his counterpart on the phone, the alphanumeric one on the back of the card(s).
NOT happy with Comcast south florida. (as usual)
Called and was told I could pick up cablecards. Go to the office - they tell me no way they haven't let customers pick them up in months. Schedule an appointment for the next day, fine.
Tech shows up (on time even) and pulls two cablecards out of his pocket. One looks new one looks like it was run over by a truck, then lost a fight with an angry ferret, and then was run over by a truck again. I ask "what's up with that?" and he says "oh we don't have any new cards, only used ones."
Tech proceeds to say "I've never seen one of these work before."
Puts in cards with only moderate disregard for instructions or my attempts to prod him in the right direction.
While he's still on the phone trying to get card 1 activated, he shoves in card 2. I cringe but he is flipping back and forth between the guide and the tuners and live TV and is getting picture.
Tech declares "wow I can't believe it is working" and I ask him to verify both tuners - he has the remote (and doesn't like giving it up) and declares that both tuners are working.
Tech is in and out in .. 15 mins and I am so happy that I tip him $10.
I reboot to get the guide data right (or something, it's unclear about exactly why I am rebooting but manual says to) and lo and behold I am getting grey channels here and there. I realize the tech was using the "1-2" button on the remote to "change tuners" during his diagnostics. I scream in frustration.
Go into the ccard diagnostics and discover that card #1 is not tuning any channels above 25. Card #2 is working BUT..
Continue into the diagnostics and find that on the "Conditional Access" screen BOTH cards show "Host Validation: Unknown 00" which from threads I believe means it is not "paired" correctly? The working Card #2 showed "Subscribed" for its state - the non working one showed "Disconnected."
I called Comcast 3 times with various levels of success - once got both cards deactivated somehow - then once had someone very patrionizing explaining to me that I could not under any circumstances fit two cable cards into a tivo and before I broke them to please put just one in the TV where it belonged. I really let that guy have it. They keep me on the phone for an hour as I keep insisting they send the tech (remember the guy I tipped $10) back over - finally get the answer that the tech is "too far away now so they will have to send someone tomorrow."
My most important question - NO ONE I spoke to at Comcast knew what to do with, or had any interest in, the "Host" (tivo) ID on the Pairing page. Can anyone confirm for me that they actually need this? The tech read out exactly one number to his counterpart on the phone, the alphanumeric one on the back of the card(s).
NOT happy with Comcast south florida. (as usual)