· Finally an Avatar!
OK, I may be losing my mind here. There is a commercial that plays on Hallmark during these movies that is driving me insane. I think I'm hearing something that isn't there and can't possibly be there. It's a commercial for Consumer Cellular that starts with a gray-haired man wearing a baseball cap pretty unsuccessfully backing a camper into a driveway. The first sentence from the narrator says, "Enter the age of _______. Life has taught you well and now nothing surprises you but Consumer Cellular just might." I'm pretty sure the missing word must be mastery but it really, really, really sounds like something else. I've replayed it many times and even tried closed-captioning but it's not captioned. Is anyone else hearing this???