Uh, the first guy on that list is an undercover cop, and says "I MUST take baths at night." Good luck with that.
There's a girl with a pet rooster
Some girl from TX: "In fourth grade, I raised a goat named Ringo for FFA (Future Farmers of America). I never raised one again." OK then.
WHOA! BB TWIST RED FLAG: "In sixth grade, I found out that I was adopted."
There's a girl who's a pro football player (?) from Tempe.
Every one of this surfer dude's facts about himself are amazing:
- I fell in a muddy construction hole at 3 AM once and was stuck in there for 30 minutes.
- I spent six months travelling Australia.
- I got bit in the face by a fish at the Great Barrier Reef.
- I fell off a pool slide when I was a kid and died... kinda.
- I was a champion bowler.
There's a flight attendant:
- I was once was on a flight where the engine blew.
- I get hit on every day while being a flight attendant.
This life coach can't even answer the question completely:
Q: What would you take into the house and why?
A: My crystal.
Also this: "If I sense bad energy with family or friends I will (without invitation) start to sage them until the negativity is cleared."
Then there's a medical sales rep who claims he has been mistaken for Justin Timberlake and Ryan Reynolds. Also this: "I write love notes to my dog before work."
Also this lady with purple hair, who goes by "Rockstar." She's going to have some problems: "I never hear music on the show in the house and I live for music, to the point where I won't work at a place that does not play music."
She also let's us know these nuggets of info:
- A unicorn walked me down the aisle during my wedding.
- I gave natural birth to all of my kids.
There's a professional dancer: "I say I'm 5'0", but I'm only 4'8"."
THAT'S 4 INCHES DIFFERENCE!
There's a cyber security engineer from CT with this dubious plan: "I also plan to lie about my current occupation and life. I want people to think I am just a dumb surfer/model guy. Then, I will slowly plant my seeds of stories throughout the entire house, causing chain reactions that I will have to dynamically calculate on the fly."
There's a fitness model from SC who calls herself "The networking queen"
There's a 26 year old virgin who has never been kissed.
There's a substitute teacher who wet the bed until he was 10.
There's a girl named Rachel who her friends call "Craychel"
There's a day trader named Swaggy C who claims he has a photographic memory. Sounds like Vanessa again. Probably one of her friends tbh.
That concludes my analysis of the BB cast.
