What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

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I have to give my annual plea for someone (anyone!) to tell me where this comes from:

"With so many people telling me I'm wrong, I'd be a fool not to consider the possibility."

I've been trying to remember for years.

(it may have been a movie, so pardon the threadjack if it is)

 

Discovered that my coworker hid this one in some firmware he's developing:

(Note the error code...)

 

So many great ones here.

I've hardly ever watched The Simpsons, but I remember this as being one of my favorites:

Homer (separating Bart and Lisa who are fighting): Hey! What's the problem here?

Lisa: We were fighting over who loves you more.

Homer: You were? Aah ... Well, go ahead. [releases them]

Bart: You love him more.

Lisa: No you do!

LH

 

Heh! I've used that one on my GF.

 

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There are so many it's hard to even remember them. But one that stands out in my mind is Jed Bartlett's first words in episode 1 of The West Wing. BEST ENTRANCE EVER.

 

And that line was ???

 

Unless you watched the show or knew the whole setup it really wouldn't have the same impact, but to answer your question it was the First Commandment.

 

I am the Lord your God. Thou shallt worship no other God before me.

 

I always enjoyed Norm's comebacks when he entered Cheers.

"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."

 

Thanks for posting that Lori. What gave that scene and his line the greatest impact is that it was the end of the show and his first appearance on screen. As I said, GREAT Entrance!!!

 

Makes me want to watch WW again from the beginning.

 

That was the first one that came to mind.

My other Firefly favorites - all from Wash - that haven't already been mentioned:

"We gotta go to the crappy town where *I'm* a hero!"

"I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic."

"Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it."

"Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."

 

Sam: "What are you up to Norm?"

Norm: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

 

Worf?

Me too. So many shows I want to rewatch thanks to this thread!

 

"For me, it's been one continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month: Helluary." - Al Bundy

 

Jonathon Quayle Higgins: Oh..My..God!

 

What movie did you get? - Al Bundy
Four Weddings and a Funeral - Peg
It's that 5 of the same thing? - Al

 

It's always sunny in Philadelphia has a crap ton of hilarious quotes, most not safe for work

 

Ian McKellan plays a wizard in the movies but he doesn't go home and shoot lightning up his boyfriend's .......

 

Hey-o, What's up Bi@#$s