Advertisements "Hey Robin, guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night!" "You and I are the first ones to hit it." Man, I love awkward Barney. "I'm fairly certain that if these contracts aren't executed precisely, we will be at war with Portugal." "Robin knows you slept with her, doesn't she?" "Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's three way." The founding fathers Barney shreds the iPhone "And you're a pre-op transsexual nightclub singer who used to be a member of the Russian mob?" Ranjeet! "I can't believe you did that. That's so gross! Was he amazing? Did he have, like, devices or something? Is he all smooth down there?" __________ Oh man, so many great parts to this episode. Will we NEVER hear the goat story?! I can't help but feel really bad for Barney, too.