"I need the flexibility and mobility that only underwear can provide!" "Theodore Mosby, are you paying these women?" "I have TB...tiny bladder." "I want to take clothes off them, not put more on!" "That's cause I used to practice all the time on my grandmother." "You didn't do it, did you? Did you? You did, didn't you?" First great episode of the season. Barney's failed tricycle was hilarious. Barney has an iPhone.