Advertisements Some thoughts: 1) Victoria's plan for the evening has to be the suckiest idea ever... "Hey, why don't I tease you for a few hours then never see you again?" 2) In real life, Ted walks into the shop, Victoria screams, pepper sprays him, then gets a restraining order. 3) Considering that Victoria was worried that the kiss might have either "too much tongue, or not enough", it was somewhat jarring to see that the kiss had absolutely zero tongue. 4) to Robin for getting the hell out of Ted's way. She had her shot and she blew it. It would have been selfish of her to do otherwise. 5) "Ted! I got a bridesmaid! I got a bridesmaid! The second hottest bridesmaid!" How does the bridesmaid not just walk away at that point?