Luke, you complete frickin' moron. Lorelei gives you an out the size of the Grand Canyon, and you had to go crash and burn. I did like the throwaway line about Algernon, the Harry & David references (yes, H&D do make one helluva fine pear), and "Welcome to the S.H., *****!" Nice job with Paul Anka's swami outfit. But "songs of gemstones"? The Harold Raines reference probably will go over the head of everybody in this country who doesn't read the New York Times, though. Bring back Emily and Richard! SOON!