Best Lines From TV

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by USAFSSO, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. JYoung

    JYoung Series 3

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    "I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!

    Oh, and Hugh Jackman."
     
  2. Uncle Briggs

    Uncle Briggs Go Blues

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    Buffy:It's like that kid who stuck his hand in the duck.
    Angel: Dyke
    Buffy: What?
    Angel: He stuck his hand in a dyke, its a kind of dam.
    Buffy: Oh... that story makes much more sense now.
     
  3. JETarpon

    JETarpon Well-Known Member

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    "Those are balls."

    "Well, it looks like I've prematurely shot my wad, on what was supposed to be a dry run... and now it seems like I've got a bit of a mess on my hands."

    "Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine."
     
  4. fireman9302

    fireman9302 Nobody listens to me

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    So, you take a nap and after a little while that crisp crack of the bat hitting the ball jolts you awake and you open your eyes to see something so exciting and intricate and possibly very meaningful that's just happened... but you missed it cuz you were just so g d bored in the first place.
     
  5. Bierboy

    Bierboy Seasoned gas passer

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    Jo's comment on Eureka's season finale this week as two guys were trying to get past a computer firewall...."Now, now boys, there's enough room for backdoor entry for both of you..." (or something like that)
     
  6. Chibbie

    Chibbie New Member

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    "Come on!"

    and

    G.O.B.: Oh, I missed you, Michael!
    Michael: All right.
    G.O.B.: Or should I say robot.
    Michael: What, ’cause’ I'm not crying?
    G.O.B.: Maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, Michael, but there’s such a thing as brotherly love.

    BURN IN HELL FOX!
     

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