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Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by USAFSSO, Oct 1, 2007.
"And you want to be my latex salesman....."
Never assume, because when you assume you make an ass out of u and me!
I watched The Odd Couple as a kid in the 70s in reruns. I've used this line ever since.
"If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."
"I'm Rick James, *****!"
Absolutely the best line last night!
PERP: Your turn to play bad cop?
VIC: Naw. Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
See my sig.
We don't need no stinking badges. or
Excuse my while I whip this out.
I believe both of those were from movies.
Yeah, both were used in Blazing Saddles; though the 'badges' line is originally from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Word of warning, then: out there they call them fanny packs. 'Cause fanny means your arse over there... (pause) not your minge.
He's gay. You know how I said there was something about him I couldn't quite put my finger on? Well .......... I put my finger on it.
Probably quoted on TV a half million times too!
"Like a frightened turtle!"
Is that a Titleist? -- Kramer
"How YOU doin'?"
And my current favorite "Legen...wait for it...DARY."
"You don't call retarded people 'retards.' You call your friends 'retards' when they're acting retarded."
Or any of about a thousand others from Michael Scott.
Still funny after all these years!
Mr. Gellar: There she is
Chandler: it ate Monica
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds
Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Maybe not the BEST line on tv...but definately started one of the best campaigns EVER to bring a show out of cancelation.