Best Lines From TV

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by USAFSSO, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. LeVich34

    LeVich34 Active Member

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    "And you want to be my latex salesman....."
     
  2. gossamer88

    gossamer88 UHDTV Snob

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    Da Bronx
    Felix Unger:
    Never assume, because when you assume you make an ass out of u and me!

    I watched The Odd Couple as a kid in the 70s in reruns. I've used this line ever since.
     
  3. culprit622

    culprit622 Not who you think

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    "If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."

    - Klinger
     
  4. latrobe7

    latrobe7 Fine for real TCF Club

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    Orange...
    "I'm Rick James, *****!"
     
  5. PajamaFeet

    PajamaFeet This Is Delicious

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    Absolutely the best line last night! :up:
     
  6. SoupMan

    SoupMan Well-Known Member

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    PERP: Your turn to play bad cop?

    VIC: Naw. Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
     
  7. montag

    montag New Member

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    Nttawwt
     
  8. DevdogAZ

    DevdogAZ Give 'em Hell, Devils

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    See my sig.
     
  9. Fl_Gulfer

    Fl_Gulfer Tivo's R Us

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    We don't need no stinking badges. or
    Excuse my while I whip this out.
     
  10. IndyJones1023

    IndyJones1023 Auteur

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    I believe both of those were from movies.
     
  11. latrobe7

    latrobe7 Fine for real TCF Club

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    Yeah, both were used in Blazing Saddles; though the 'badges' line is originally from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
     
  12. Bananfish

    Bananfish Preowned Member

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    Word of warning, then: out there they call them fanny packs. 'Cause fanny means your arse over there... (pause) not your minge.



    He's gay. You know how I said there was something about him I couldn't quite put my finger on? Well .......... I put my finger on it.
     
  13. PajamaFeet

    PajamaFeet This Is Delicious

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  14. ParadiseDave

    ParadiseDave Ignore this!

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    "It shrinks?"
    "Like a frightened turtle!"
     
  15. rhain

    rhain Member TCF Club

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    Is that a Titleist? -- Kramer
     
  16. YCantAngieRead

    YCantAngieRead Not Entirely Current

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    "How YOU doin'?"

    And my current favorite "Legen...wait for it...DARY."
     
  17. jeff125va

    jeff125va New Member

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    "You don't call retarded people 'retards.' You call your friends 'retards' when they're acting retarded."

    Or any of about a thousand others from Michael Scott.
     
  18. Langree

    Langree The Gimp

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    Freezinmyass...
    Still funny after all these years!
     
  19. markz

    markz Well-Known Member

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    Connersville...
    Mr. Gellar: There she is
    Chandler: it ate Monica
    Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds
    Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras are actually on you?

    Listen here
     
  20. unicorngoddess

    unicorngoddess Wooooonicorngodess

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    Nuts.

    Maybe not the BEST line on tv...but definately started one of the best campaigns EVER to bring a show out of cancelation.
     

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