Best Lines From TV

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  1. Oct 1, 2007 #1 of 46
    USAFSSO

    USAFSSO Member

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    "As God is my witness. I thought turkeys could fly"
     
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    Rosincrans

    Rosincrans mad north-north-west

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    "Then take your best shot, Locutus, 'cause we are about to 'intervene'."
     
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    IndyJones1023

    IndyJones1023 Auteur

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    I'll be in my bunk.
     
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    reh523

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    Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or f**king beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
     
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    mwhip

    mwhip All better

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    "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"
     
  6. Oct 1, 2007 #6 of 46
    David Platt

    David Platt Mouse Master TCF Club

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    Just a bit long, but:

    You're a son-of-a-*****, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, or nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God" says Graham Greene. I know who's ass he was kissing there cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that gaining speed…. power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out the Tender ship of mine last year in the north Atlantic last year… sixty-eight crew. Do you know what a Tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn't even carry guns. Floats around and fixes the other ships and delivers that mail. That's all it CAN do. (angry)

    Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. (holds out arms) I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs. That wasn't good? Bail out Mexico…increase foreign trade…Thirty million new acres for conservation…put Mendoza on the bench…without fighting a war. I've raised three children… That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?

    Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!

    You get Hoynes!
     
  7. Oct 1, 2007 #7 of 46
    Chester_Lampwick

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    "Luck is the residue of good planning." - Frank Barone
     
  8. Oct 1, 2007 #8 of 46
    drumorgan

    drumorgan a "dry" funny

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    I love it when a plan comes together.
     
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    JLucPicard

    JLucPicard Active Member

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    How the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks do you go from Jed Bartlett to Hanibal what's-his-name in two posts? Argh - sometimes TCF rattles my cage! (Not a quote, by the way, just an observation :)).
     
  10. rambler

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    What chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
     
  11. scoot95

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    "I'm Out" - Kramer
     
  12. dimented

    dimented Comfortably Numb TCF Club

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    "Yippee Kaya Mother accompanier"
     
  13. ADG

    ADG Allan

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    My favorite line said ON television was from a post game press conference. In their first season in the league, The Tampa Bay Buc's went 0-14 (and played even worse than that, if possible). After the last game of the season one of the questions Head Coach John McKay was asked was:

    "What do you think about your offense's execution?"

    His reply:

    "I'm all for it!!!"

    As for scripted tv, for my money you can watch any episode of "The West Wing" and take your pick.
     
  14. DougF

    DougF Well-Known Member

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    I've made a huge mistake.
     
  15. RangersRBack

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    Honeymooners, Ralph and Norton handcuffed together on the wrong train, Ralph ticked off at Norton.

    Norton: 'Hey Ralph, mind if I smoke?'

    Ralph: 'I don't care if you burn'
     
  16. Fish Man

    Fish Man Phish Food

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    I agree with the OP. That's the best television quote ever.
     
  17. MitchO

    MitchO Blasphemer: Uses DVR

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    What does a yellow light mean?
    Slow down.
    Whaaaaaat does a yelllllloooooow liiiiiiight meeeeaaaaaan?
    SLOW DOWN!
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooes a yelllllllooooooooooooooooooooo .....

    And a +1 for the WKRP quote :D
     
  18. markz

    markz Well-Known Member

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    Connersville...
    Definitely one of my favorite scenes!
     
  19. jmoak

    jmoak Beware of Conky!

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    "We're fighting giant bugs on Pluto, man. We're all insane!"
     
  20. MikeMar

    MikeMar Go Pats

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    "Giddy Up" - Kramer

    that and "Go" when he answers the phone, I do that sometimes and it throws people off :D
     

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