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Old 04-11-2014, 06:41 AM   #121
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NAME 3 THINGS!
Dana Whitaker: Name three things.
Jeremy Goodwin: Improve their free-throw percentage...
Natalie: Yes.
Jeremy Goodwin: Run the floor...
Dana Whitaker: Okay. One more.
Jeremy Goodwin: Tell Spike Lee to sit down and shut up?
Natalie: Excellent!
Dana Whitaker: Well, welcome to Sports Night.
Yep, that's the one!! From that moment on, I was hooked on that show.
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:48 AM   #122
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Yep, that's the one!! From that moment on, I was hooked on that show.
And made me a Josh Malina fan.
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:56 AM   #123
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Another fantastic sports night scene from Malina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_bGFG8Xiw
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Old 04-11-2014, 07:30 AM   #124
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Another fantastic sports night scene from Malina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_bGFG8Xiw
And thank you, that scene contains a best line candidate:
"It's taken me a lot of years, but I've come around to this. If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:42 AM   #125
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[quote=wprager;10065513]The Colonel, from "Soap":

My mind's sharp as a tack, knock on wood <raps his knuckles on the table top> .. Come in!"

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OMG! We quote this all the time!

Also "You want me to get that?? (Benson)
"If you don't mind..." (Jessica)

LOVED Soap!
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:48 AM   #126
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:33 PM   #127
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Old 04-11-2014, 10:25 PM   #128
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So many of my favorites have already been listed...
But I thought I'd add this one.

"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, .. or be destroyed." [in the White Star!]
"Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship."
"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
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Old 04-12-2014, 01:12 PM   #129
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I think it would be "It's not brain science or rocket surgery", or " It's not rocket surgery, or brain science".

I've heard it both ways from multiple sources, and it's as old as blonde jokes...

Not trying to say you are wrong, just pointing out what I consider the ages-old ways the two mishmash together.
I had it as one of the wav files on my Solaris box way back. I had it mostly correct (except for the Android keyboard "gestures" malfunction):

http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/damn...brain-surgery/
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Old 04-12-2014, 01:22 PM   #130
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Another fantastic sports night scene from Malina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_bGFG8Xiw
Clicking on that led me to a few more -- looks like Sports Night is on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Ah3ROdGx0

I can't get it on Netflix, maybe I'll re-watch on YouTube and ChromeCast.
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Old 04-12-2014, 09:00 PM   #131
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The Bundy family credo:

Hooters, Hooters,
Yum, yum, yum.
Hooters, Hooters
On a girl that's dumb.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:01 AM   #132
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Clicking on that led me to a few more -- looks like Sports Night is on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Ah3ROdGx0

I can't get it on Netflix, maybe I'll re-watch on YouTube and ChromeCast.
Thanks for that, and reminding me of the lusting in my heart for Felicity Huffman.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:27 AM   #133
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The Bundy family credo:

Hooters, Hooters,
Yum, yum, yum.
Hooters, Hooters
On a girl that's dumb.
If you want to clear a group of women just state that you love that show. The women will all look at each other, snort, and walk off. Leaving all the guys to talk about the size of the hooters of each of the women that have left!
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Old 04-13-2014, 11:08 AM   #134
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Thanks for that, and reminding me of the lusting in my heart for Felicity Huffman.
I was more into Sabrina Lloyd
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Old 04-14-2014, 07:29 AM   #135
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I was more into Sabrina Lloyd
Liked them both
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Old 04-14-2014, 12:27 PM   #136
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From Laverne and Shirley:

Shirley and Carmine "The Big Ragu" are making out on the couch. Lenny and Squiggy are constantly interrupting them. Carmine, out of frustration says:

"Look, if I give you 20 dollars, will you leave?"

and Squiggy replies in complete seriousness:

"Why would we leave someone who's giving us money?"


I have remembered that quote my whole life, for some reason.
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Old 04-14-2014, 05:32 PM   #137
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I was just watching Ellen with Clark Gregg as one of her guests. He said that his daughter went to a party with boys and she came home and told her dad ' I think I have a thirst for boys!' Clark told Ellen that they were going to try and 'delay quenching that thirst as long as possible.'
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Old 04-14-2014, 06:09 PM   #138
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Butter that bacon, boy!

Former gophers (Simpsons)

There's really no story there. (Buffy re: puppets)

A medium amount. (Veronica Mars)
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Old 04-17-2014, 03:29 PM   #139
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Old 04-17-2014, 03:32 PM   #140
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:20 PM   #141
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One of my favorite lines is from 30 Rock

Jack (Alec Baldwin) is wearing a tuxedo and lamenting about the scheduling of a formal event.
Liz (Tina Fey) realizes the formal event is not that night.

Liz: It's not tonight? Why are you wearing a tux?

Jack: Its after six..what am I a farmer?

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Old 04-17-2014, 05:56 PM   #142
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Old 04-26-2014, 10:52 AM   #143
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This is probably kind of lame, but it cracks me up every time I re-visit it in my head because it's just so bizarre -

One episode of Family Affair, a friend of Cissy's (whose husband was in the Army) was staying with them between apts or something. She was pregnant. One night she goes into labor. Cissy and Uncle Bill go to the hsp with her, but Buffy & Jody cannot sleep so they stay up late with Mr French. After everybody is back they all go to bed and sleep late.

Scene opens with them all at the table eating breakfast. Jody says (something like) if we are having breakfast at lunch time, will we have lunch at dinner time?

Buffy says 'Maybe we'll never catch up'.

I guess it was just the execution or something, but it cracks me up to this day.
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Old 04-26-2014, 11:29 AM   #144
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Oh, one more that I heard again recently from Seinfeld.

Elaine Benes (with a really bad Australian accent) - "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
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Old 04-27-2014, 07:09 PM   #145
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From WKRP...already quoted in full above:

"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"

More:

Dr. Johnny Fever after Les mispronounces a famous golfer's name, turning down the microphone: "That's Chi-Chi Rodriguez."
(pause)
Les, back on the air: "Hopefully, MISTER Rod-ree-gweez will score over par next time."

Jennifer, after Mr. Carlson asks her to get coffee: "I don't get coffee. We have an agreement."
Les: "How does she get AWAY with that?"
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:34 PM   #146
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If it weren't for Hazel, George wouldn't change his socks!

That's disgusting Baxter!
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:49 AM   #147
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Another one from WKRP:

A guy named Steel says to Les: I like to think that a person's name says a lot about the type of person he is. What was your name again?
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:08 PM   #148
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Old 04-28-2014, 02:08 PM   #149
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From S1 of Community:

Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That’s racist
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay
Jeff: That’s homophobic
Troy: That’s black
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn

That's racist!

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