NAME 3 THINGS!
Dana Whitaker: Name three things.
Jeremy Goodwin: Improve their free-throw percentage...
Jeremy Goodwin: Run the floor...
Dana Whitaker: Okay. One more.
Jeremy Goodwin: Tell Spike Lee to sit down and shut up?
Dana Whitaker: Well, welcome to Sports Night.
Yep, that's the one!! From that moment on, I was hooked on that show.
And thank you, that scene contains a best line candidate:
"It's taken me a lot of years, but I've come around to this. If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Location: Land of Fruits, Nuts and Flakes, So. Cal
So many of my favorites have already been listed...
But I thought I'd add this one.
"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, .. or be destroyed." [in the White Star!]
"Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship."
"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
__________________ "Oh Yeah, Ohh... Ahh... That's how it always starts; but later there's running and screaming."
Yum, yum, yum.
On a girl that's dumb.
If you want to clear a group of women just state that you love that show. The women will all look at each other, snort, and walk off. Leaving all the guys to talk about the size of the hooters of each of the women that have left!
I was just watching Ellen with Clark Gregg as one of her guests. He said that his daughter went to a party with boys and she came home and told her dad ' I think I have a thirst for boys!' Clark told Ellen that they were going to try and 'delay quenching that thirst as long as possible.'
This is probably kind of lame, but it cracks me up every time I re-visit it in my head because it's just so bizarre -
One episode of Family Affair, a friend of Cissy's (whose husband was in the Army) was staying with them between apts or something. She was pregnant. One night she goes into labor. Cissy and Uncle Bill go to the hsp with her, but Buffy & Jody cannot sleep so they stay up late with Mr French. After everybody is back they all go to bed and sleep late.
Scene opens with them all at the table eating breakfast. Jody says (something like) if we are having breakfast at lunch time, will we have lunch at dinner time?
Buffy says 'Maybe we'll never catch up'.
I guess it was just the execution or something, but it cracks me up to this day.
"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"
Dr. Johnny Fever after Les mispronounces a famous golfer's name, turning down the microphone: "That's Chi-Chi Rodriguez."
Les, back on the air: "Hopefully, MISTER Rod-ree-gweez will score over par next time."
Jennifer, after Mr. Carlson asks her to get coffee: "I don't get coffee. We have an agreement."
Les: "How does she get AWAY with that?"
Herb: "Are you kidding?"
Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That’s racist
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay
Jeff: That’s homophobic
Troy: That’s black
Jeff: That’s racist!
“You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage. Just, literally, 20 seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.”