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Old 04-08-2014, 02:51 PM   #91
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Makes me want to watch WW again from the beginning.
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:00 PM   #92
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Don't forget:

Firefly - "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
That was the first one that came to mind.

My other Firefly favorites - all from Wash - that haven't already been mentioned:

"We gotta go to the crappy town where *I'm* a hero!"

"I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic."

"Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it."

"Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:16 PM   #93
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I always enjoyed Norm's comebacks when he entered Cheers.

"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."


Sam: "What are you up to Norm?"

Norm: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:32 PM   #94
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Worf?

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Makes me want to watch WW again from the beginning.
Me too. So many shows I want to rewatch thanks to this thread!
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:41 PM   #95
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:47 PM   #96
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Jonathon Quayle Higgins: Oh..My..God!
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:50 PM   #97
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"For me, it's been one continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month: Helluary." - Al Bundy
What movie did you get? - Al Bundy
Four Weddings and a Funeral - Peg
It's that 5 of the same thing? - Al


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Old 04-08-2014, 05:16 PM   #98
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It's always sunny in Philadelphia has a crap ton of hilarious quotes, most not safe for work
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:17 PM   #99
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Ian McKellan plays a wizard in the movies but he doesn't go home and shoot lightning up his boyfriend's .......
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:17 PM   #100
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:19 PM   #101
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:48 PM   #102
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Makes me want to watch WW again from the beginning.
We do that every summer
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Old 04-08-2014, 09:41 PM   #103
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Old 04-09-2014, 06:41 AM   #104
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For some reason (I forget) Fred Sanford was expecting Lena Horne to visit. When the doorbell rings and he answers, it's Aunt Esther instead:

"That ain't Lena, that's somebody's Hyena!!"
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:40 AM   #105
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Grandpa Simpson: "Son, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!"

Woody: "whaddya say to a beer, Mr Peterson?"
Norm: "Going down"
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:41 AM   #106
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For some reason (I forget) Fred Sanford was expecting Lena Horne to visit. When the doorbell rings and he answers, it's Aunt Esther instead:

"That ain't Lena, that's somebody's Hyena!!"
Again to Esther: "You ought to put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:47 AM   #107
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The stuff Herbert the perv neighbor on Family Guy says always cracked us up.
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Old 04-09-2014, 04:40 PM   #108
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Bob Newhart show

"Howard, the wall is not going to fall down."

"No thanks to you."
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Old 04-09-2014, 04:41 PM   #109
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And since there are a lot of Norm quotes
Hey Norm, what's shaking?

All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.
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Old 04-09-2014, 05:19 PM   #110
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I only looked through the last few pages worth...

Criminal Minds - Just about any quote they re-quote.

Wilfred - The re-quotes at the beginning of each episode.

Perception - Anything Dr. Daniel Pierce says.

Dexter - "Welcome back detective f***ing Morgan!" - Nearly all the things Dexter thinks or says, plus over half of the other lines almost anybody says on Dexter.

In general - Any sentence that uses the word "indelible", while not actually speaking of it in terms of an ink.

It's hard to remember them all and pick out any favorites. But, I often find myself so lost in thought, that I miss the rest (pretty much the whole of) the show. I heart having a TiVo to pause and read all these, to back-up and get a repeat of them when I don't quite hear it right, and to actually stop thinking about how true the quotes/sayings are, how many ways they apply, and actually watch the show.
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Old 04-09-2014, 06:45 PM   #111
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from "the newsroom: bullies":
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Jim: Tell me about the complaint.
Maggie: There was a desk producer who saw Will yell at me about something.
Jim: What?
Maggie: Doesn't matter.
Jim: What?
Maggie: Doesn't matter.
Jim: [looks at Maggie]
Maggie: I mixed up Georgia the State with...
Jim: No!
Maggie: yes, Georgia the country.
Jim: And this was...
Maggie: Yup.
Jim: ...during the invasion.
Maggie: This isn't about me.
Jim: You thought the Russians invaded Atlanta?
Maggie: In retrospect it seems farfetched.

Maggie: But that wasn't what he was actually mad about. The wife of a board member died and Will asked me to send flowers. I wrote on the card, "I'm sorry about your loss. LOL".
Jim: LOL?
Maggie: I thought it meant "lots of love".
Jim: How are you still working here?

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Old 04-09-2014, 07:13 PM   #112
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One of my favorites from The Simpsons, from one of the Treehouse of Horrors episodes. Burns asks Smithers for an ice cream scoop and when Smithers questions the choice he says "It's nor rocket science, it's brain surgery."
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Old 04-09-2014, 07:20 PM   #113
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Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Way: It's called a lance. Hello?

Lots of good ones in A Knight's Tale.

EDIT: "horse and a stick" not "house and a stick" -- maybe I should spring for the real Swype keyboard; this Android one is not as clever.

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Oops, just realized that is not a TV show.
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:35 PM   #115
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Oops, just realized that is not a TV show.
But it's funnier than some of the lines quoted.
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Old 04-09-2014, 10:45 PM   #116
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"It's nor rocket science, it's brain surgery."
I think it would be "It's not brain science or rocket surgery", or " It's not rocket surgery, or brain science".

I've heard it both ways from multiple sources, and it's as old as blonde jokes...

Not trying to say you are wrong, just pointing out what I consider the ages-old ways the two mishmash together.
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Old 04-09-2014, 10:47 PM   #117
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I think it would be "It's not brain science or rocket surgery", or " It's not rocket surgery, or brain science". I've heard it both ways from multiple sources, and it's as old as blonde jokes... Not trying to say you are wrong, just pointing out what I consider the ages-old ways the two mishmash together.
Except in the context of the quote wprager was talking about, they were using the ice cream scoop to scoop out brains, so it was, in fact, brain surgery.
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Except in the context of the quote wprager was talking about, they were using the ice cream scoop to scoop out brains, so it was, in fact, brain surgery.
Ah, I see.
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:50 AM   #119
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I can't find the exact scripted quote, but Jeremy's interview for his gig on Sports Night is what got me hooked on the show.
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Old 04-11-2014, 07:07 AM   #120
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I can't find the exact scripted quote, but Jeremy's interview for his gig on Sports Night is what got me hooked on the show.
NAME 3 THINGS!
Dana Whitaker: Name three things.
Jeremy Goodwin: Improve their free-throw percentage...
Natalie: Yes.
Jeremy Goodwin: Run the floor...
Dana Whitaker: Okay. One more.
Jeremy Goodwin: Tell Spike Lee to sit down and shut up?
Natalie: Excellent!
Dana Whitaker: Well, welcome to Sports Night.
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