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Billy Bob Boy · 12-03-2005, 07:24 AM

What are some of your favorite simpsons moments?

One of mine is during "Papas got a brand new badge" During the riot scene a buntch of people break in to loot a music store and come out as a Marching band!! HI larious!!

mike3775 · 12-03-2005, 09:04 AM

When the security officer yanks Bart out of the family photo after he had been caught shoplifting the videogme Bonecrusher earlier in the ep and told him to never return to the store

Sparty99 · 12-03-2005, 12:47 PM

There was a great bit in the sixth Halloween episode when the advertisements come to life. Homer had stolen a donut from a Big Boy-esque character and Big Boy comes to look for it. Homer's sitting on the donut, hears a knock on the door and Homer goes to the door, sees the eye of the Big Boy (he's something like 50-feet tall after all), and says, "Uh, Flanders has it."

So the Big Boy goes next door, you hear the sounds of him tearing the roof off Flanders's house with no donut, so he comes back. Homer answers the door, and very annoyed (with Flanders in the background running around screaming, "Help me Lord!"), says, "I told you Flanders has it! Or Moe...go kill Moe."

Classic stuff...only discovered it on about the 14th viewing of that episode.

spartanstew · 12-03-2005, 01:03 PM

There's no way I could come up with any favorite moments. There's one or two favorites in almost every episode.

trainman · 12-03-2005, 02:58 PM

My favorite "moment" is the entire first act of "Marge's Fear of Flying," which has Guy Incognito, "crisitunity," "This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!", "I want to watch TV in a different time zone," and much, much more.

Mike Farrington · 12-03-2005, 03:26 PM

I was just thinking of this scene the other day and almost burst out laughing...

Bart takes one of Homer's beer cans and mixes it up using and industrial paint mixer. When homer reaches into the fridge, it is still rattling around like a mexican jumping bean. Then, the moment he opens it, they cut to an ariel view of the house with the quickest mushroom could ever seen.

mooseAndSquirrel · 12-03-2005, 03:51 PM

Jebus save me!

scoblitz · 12-03-2005, 03:55 PM

Homer in CGI 3D

what is this place - it looks expensive

mmm.... unprocessed fish sticks

dagap · 12-03-2005, 03:57 PM

I liked that part where Jessica was washing the General Lee.

latrobe7 · 12-03-2005, 05:30 PM

So many. I cant pick one. The exploding-beer-can mentioned above is a great one. Some others that come to mind:

When Homer wants to go to Clown College and he sees everyone around him as clowns – including some coworkers who are on fire.

When Homer buys Marge the “Kitchen Carnival”, which makes cotton candy, caramel apples, and has a deep fryer. Homer makes an 85-pound cotton candy/caramel ball.

When Homer keeps a 6-foot sub until it’s rotten and gives him food poisoning

When Homer eats the baking soda in the fridge and has an antacid flashback.

When Homer gets a “tramapoline”

Mojo the helper monkey

When Homer injects himself with Mr. Burns’ leftover aphrodisiac made from “the pockets of a pocket-fox”, then runs home and ravages Marge, Marge says “Oh Homey, that was amazing! I hope the kids didn’t hears us.” -cut to Bart and Lisa traumatized in their beds.

The entire “Ribwich” storyline.

When Homer and Bart trap a Leprechaun with Lucky Charms cereal.

Homer is taking a nap in his hammock, snoring. He inhales a caterpillar walking on his chest, and exhales a butterfly.

I can go on and on, Homer rules.

woyton · 12-03-2005, 06:21 PM

Way too many.

The first one that comes to mind is a future episode where Homer is living under the sea. Fish steal his lawn (?) furniture and he says, "Stupid flounders."

mike3775 · 12-03-2005, 06:22 PM

When Otto swapped Urine bottles with Homer when applying to be a guard at Burn's new prison. When Burns read off the lsit of drugs, I was laughing, especially when he said "and a trace amount of urine"

When Grandpa hits Bart after Bart hit a kid while training him in the episode where they fight Nelson and his gang

When Marge was assaulted and refused to go out of the basement

Homer and Apu go to India to get Apu's job back

bentleyml · 12-04-2005, 02:49 AM

Lisa worrying about her future, where she's fat, married to Ralph and has dozens of kids. The line, "Wesley, get Momma her prying bar." Is my absolute favorite line.

mike3775 · 12-04-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bentleyml

Lisa worrying about her future, where she's fat, married to Ralph and has dozens of kids. The line, "Wesley, get Momma her prying bar." Is my absolute favorite line.

That was a great episode.

I also like the Lisa future episode when she was supposed to marry Hugh and was afraid to bring him home to meet Marge and Homer. When they finally get to Springfield, Homer raises the Union Jack, and it was to close to the bug zapper and it catches fire just as Homer tells hugh to look at the flag. Then they yank it down and shovel manure on it to put it out, and then hands it to Hugh.

Billy Bob Boy · 12-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Farrington

I was just thinking of this scene the other day and almost burst out laughing...

Bart takes one of Homer's beer cans and mixes it up using and industrial paint mixer. When homer reaches into the fridge, it is still rattling around like a mexican jumping bean. Then, the moment he opens it, they cut to an ariel view of the house with the quickest mushroom could ever seen.

Dont forget chief wiggum calling on the radio after seeing the beersplosion. "We need pretzles REpeat Pretzles.

Bars & Tone · 12-04-2005, 10:43 AM

Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, "magical" animal.
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Also gotta love the name of the gun store: Bloodbath & Beyond

mike3775 · 12-04-2005, 10:55 AM

I liked the episode where Homer has a fued with former President Bush all because he spanked Bart

astrohip · 12-04-2005, 05:24 PM

Most any epsiode with Krusty

Regina · 12-04-2005, 06:33 PM

One of my absolute faves is the ep with Santa's Little Helper and his "twisted stomach." Marge announces that they all have to make sacrifices to afford SLH's surgery. Bart has to go to the local Barber College for haircuts (of course, the guy cuts off his "points"), Maggie has to wear old clothes (she outgrows her sleeper as Marge speaks, and in the next scene she is wearing a Crown Royal Bag), Homer has to give up beer ('nuf said) and Lisa has to give up the volumes of Encyclopedia Generica that they have been buying at the supermarket. "But, Mom!" Lisa whines, "Next week is volume 3, Copernicus through Elephantiasis!"
..And of course, the next day at school, Miss Hoover assigns Lisa's class a report on Copernicus! That night, the dog tries to cuddle with Lisa, and she says, "Go away! Can't you see I'm reading this third-rate biography of Copernicus I found at the bus station?"

Makes me laugh every time!

Warren · 12-04-2005, 07:49 PM

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mike3775 · 12-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Any episode with Phil Hartman as the voice Troy McClure

whitson77 · 12-04-2005, 08:37 PM

"See you in hell Candyboys!"

"That's okay the box is empty."

"Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on."

"I hate every ape I see, From Chimpan A to Chimpanzee."

spartanstew · 12-04-2005, 10:02 PM

OK, the one that always makes me laugh just thinking about it is when the plant is taken over by the Germans and everyone's worried about their jobs. This announcement comes over the PA:

We would like to announce the following layoffs in alphabetical order: Simpson, Homer. That is all.

4inziksych · 12-04-2005, 10:14 PM

Tonight's was funny when Marge asked whatever happened to "Please" and "Thank You" and Homer said, "They killed each other, you know, like a murder-suicide thing."

csyria · 12-04-2005, 10:18 PM

The episode where Marge writes the romance book:

"Mom, this book sounds an awful lot like Dad."
"No it doesn't"
"As he looked through she shop window at the powdered blowholes, he gargled 'Mmmmm, blowholes'. Sounds like dad."

Johnny Dazzle · 12-04-2005, 11:48 PM

"Damn sexy Flanders."

mike3775 · 12-04-2005, 11:52 PM

The episode where Springfield votes to toss out illegal aliens was good. Homer teaching Apu US history was hilarious

kiljoy · 12-05-2005, 12:17 AM

Homer's wish to the monkey paw was great. The Sanrio Hello Kitty factory ("Rrraw!!!"--<puff of smoke>).

Tony

Billy Bob Boy · 12-05-2005, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Regina

One of my absolute faves is the ep with Santa's Little Helper and his "twisted stomach." Marge announces that they all have to make sacrifices to afford SLH's surgery. Bart has to go to the local Barber College for haircuts (of course, the guy cuts off his "points"), Maggie has to wear old clothes (she outgrows her sleeper as Marge speaks, and in the next scene she is wearing a Crown Royal Bag), Homer has to give up beer ('nuf said) and Lisa has to give up the volumes of Encyclopedia Generica that they have been buying at the supermarket. "But, Mom!" Lisa whines, "Next week is volume 3, Copernicus through Elephantiasis!"
..And of course, the next day at school, Miss Hoover assigns Lisa's class a report on Copernicus! That night, the dog tries to cuddle with Lisa, and she says, "Go away! Can't you see I'm reading this third-rate biography of Copernicus I found at the bus station?"

Makes me laugh every time!

Didnt bart also say he was going to start smoking and quit in this ep?

Billy Bob Boy · 12-05-2005, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Dazzle

"Damn sexy Flanders."

" Feels like im wearin nothing at all,Nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL"