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Old 04-05-2014, 03:33 PM   #31
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How about "Women, you can't live with them ... pass the peanuts" -- Norm.
Or Larry from Newhart: Women, you can't live with them, you can't put them in a sack.

And as others have mentioned, a ton from The Simpsons, including a simple one from Homer like: Be more funny!
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Old 04-05-2014, 03:34 PM   #32
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...and I should add, I've only seen that episode of Newhart once, when it originally aired, and I still remember that line.
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Old 04-05-2014, 04:54 PM   #33
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The Colonel, from "Soap":

My mind's sharp as a tack, knock on wood <raps his knuckles on the table top> .. Come in!"

And how many times have you actually used this one yourselves: "Missed it by >this< much."

Who can forget "I'll be in my bunk"? Or how about "I've made a huge mistake."
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:26 PM   #34
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From Cheers:

Cliff Clavin: What's the matter, Norm?
Norm Peterson: Uh, oh, nothing. Just that my shorts are binding up on me.
Cliff Clavin: Just stand up and straighten them out.
Norm Peterson: Nah. I'll give 'em five minutes. Sometimes they self-correct.
Diane Chambers: The level of conversation in this bar could not sink any lower.
[Dave Richards walks into the bar]
Dave Richards: [to Diane] Hiya wonderbuns.
Diane Chambers: "Going down"!


and from Scrubs:

Dr. Molly Clock: Perry, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
Dr. Perry Cox: There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
Dr. Molly Clock: So they have more of a nougaty center?
Dr. Perry Cox: Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Dr. Molly Clock: I'm touching your creamy center!
Dr. Perry Cox: Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.




Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:43 PM   #35
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I loved Dr Cox's tirades! He was hilarious.

I clearly remember the 'bastard coated bastards with bastard filling' line. LMAO
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:05 PM   #36
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:22 PM   #37
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Two from Firefly:
"Looks like we got here just in time. What does that make us?"
"BIG DAMN HEROES."
"Ain't we just?"

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"I can kill you with my brain."
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:34 PM   #38
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Lots of M*A*S*H quotes come to mind, here's one:

"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

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Old 04-05-2014, 08:34 PM   #39
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:24 PM   #40
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:32 PM   #41
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From Veronica Mars:

Meg: You believe me, right?

Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:32 PM   #42
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They weren't fabulous they were spectacular.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:33 PM   #43
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Oh, and from The Big Bang Theory:

"PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!"
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Old 04-05-2014, 10:15 PM   #44
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"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! ...You bastards!"
More from there...


"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be all like 'Hey, Woman! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
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Old 04-06-2014, 05:17 AM   #45
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One of my all time favorites is a exchange between Jim Rockford and SGT Becker, on some info Rockford got from a guy at Army Psychiatric Hospital:

Becker- "a Doctor?", Rockford- "a Patient"

Becker "an inmate?, Rockford- "a trustee"

Becker- "a banana" Rockford rolls his eyes
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Some of my faves, just from Scrubs. The first two I use a LOT IRL. 2nd with my name of course.


Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, this is not Bring Your Problems to Work Day. This is just Work Day.

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“What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! How ya doin'.”

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Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
Elliot: You don't like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
(Todd enters.)
Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
Jordan: See, that's the problem.
Female: [offscreen] This sausage is huge!
Todd: Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.
(Todd exits.)

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Melody O'Harra: Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.

Dr. Christopher Turk: Damn!

[beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him]

Dr. Christopher Turk: I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.

Dr. Doug Murphy: [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!

male nurse: Damn!

surgeon: Damn!

Snoop Dogg Resident: [out of frame] Damn!

Melody O'Harra: I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.

J.D.: Oh...

Melody O'Harra: Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?

J.D.: Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?

Melody O'Harra: All-girl.

Dr. Christopher Turk: [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...
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Old 04-06-2014, 09:32 AM   #48
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From Veronica Mars:

Meg: You believe me, right?

Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Which reminds me of another favorite, as Veronica is changing a tire on her car:

Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.


That's the best, but it continues on from there:

Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:03 AM   #49
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Archer - "Just the tip."

Firefly - "I am guessing you werent burdoned with an over abundance of schooling."

Firefly - "Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell."

Firefly - "Oh, but you did! You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me! But since that's a concept you can't seem to wrap your head around, then you got no place here. [Pause.] You did it to me, Jayne. And that's a fact."
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:23 PM   #50
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Here's The West Wing Exchange

Sam Seborn: Hello, there she is. Celia. I asked Ainsley and she said she didn't mind at all plus Charlie said it's fine with him.
Celia: Charlie's a man.

Charlie: Damn right

Ainsley Hayes continues with business…It's important

Sam: I also think it's important to make it clear that I'm not a sexist.

Charlie: And that I'm all man.

Ainsley: You're Celia.

Celia: Yes.

Ainsley: He's not a sexist.

Celia: If you're willing to let your sexuality diminish your power.

Ainsley: I'm sorry.

Celia: I said, I'm surprised that you're willing to let your sexuality diminish your power.

Ainsley: I don't even know what that means.

Celia: I think you do.

Ainsley: And I think you think I'm made out of candy glass, Celia. If somebody says something that offends you, tell them, but all women don't have to think alike.

Celia: I didn't say they did and when someone said something that offended me I did say so.

Ainsley: I like it when the guys tease me. It's an inadvertent show of respect I'm on the team and I don't mind it when it gets sexual and you know what, I like sex.

Charlie: Hello.

Ainsley. I don't think whatever sexuality I am have diminishes my power. I think it enhances it.

Celia: And what kind of feminism do you call that?

Ainsley: My kind.

Woman in background: It's called lipstick feminism. I call it stiletto feminism.

Sam: Stilettos?

Ainsley: You're not in enough trouble already?

Sam: I suppose I am.

Celia: Isn't the point the Sam wouldn't be able to find another way to be chummy with a woman who wasn't sexually appealing.

Ainsley: He would be able to but that isn't the point. The point is that sexual revolution tends to get in the way of actual revolution, nonsense issues distract attention away from real ones: Pay equity, child care, honest to god sexual harassment, and in this case, a speech in front of the UN General assembly, so you (to Sam) 25% on the assessments for category a, you (to Charlie) I don't know what your thing is, and you (to Celia) stop trying to take the fun out of my day. With that, I'm going to get a cup cake.

Long pause:

Sam: Well, for the moment at least, I'm going to do what she's telling me to do.
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One of my favorites from The Simpsons, probably because it hits a little too close to home:

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Homer: We're officially a city. Now we just sit back and wait for an NFL franchise.
NFL Guy: Hello, sir. I represent the Arizona Cardinals.
Homer: Keep walkin'.

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One of my favorites from The Simpsons, probably because it hits a little too close to home:
One of the best eps and had some many good lines was Lisa the Vegetarian

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Bart: [musically] You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Bart, Homer: You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
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One of the best eps and had some many good lines was Lisa the Vegetarian

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Bart: [musically] You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Bart, Homer: You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
The best exchange from that episode:

A Wonderful, Magical Animal


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Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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The best exchange from that episode:

A Wonderful, Magical Animal
Homer: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"
Homer: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!"
Homer: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"
Bart: [crestfallen] "It's gone."
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I love this from the Simpsons episode "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer". I can't find it on YouTube unfortunately which spoils the effect somewhat but here's the script anyway:

:[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
Bart: [looking out a window and seeing the silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
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Bart Simpson: "I didn't do It, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"

Person of Interest opening titles: You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people. The Government considers these people "irrelevant".

Francis Ewan Urquhart in the original version "You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment".

The Doctor:" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey".
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Here's a timely one.

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