chuck lorre vanity cards

[jilter]

Has anyone else tapped into these?
My son just showed it to me tonight.
I have to admit I think TBBT is one of the most clever written shows on tv.
I do not care for 2.5 Men but my 14-year old son maintains it is well-written too (sure).

[tward_biteme1]

I think all of them are here.....

http://www.chucklorre.com/

[jilter]

...very funny guy.
Great vocabulary.

[jilter]

Whoa.....
Check this latest one. (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=255c)

I am definitely going to need someone very smarter to guide me through this.
Can someone PLEASE explain what about the phone numbers is funny?

[tward_biteme1]

I think:

3=DEF
8=TUV
2=ABC

5=JKL
9=WXYZ
6=MNO
8=TUV

[scooterboy]

Has anyone else tapped into these?
My son just showed it to me tonight.

Welcome to 1997!

These started with the first episode of Dharma and Greg. :)

[jilter]

Welcome to 1997!

These started with the first episode of Dharma and Greg. :)

Thread?

;)

[mattack]

Thread?


http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/9dc7d5b8b5b9436b

[jilter]

I meant TCF thread....wait....never mind :)

[hummingbird_206]

bump

Just read #332 (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=332)at the end of the latest Mike and Molly. Wonder if his comments about Charlie haven't gone over so well?

[IJustLikeTivo]

Sure would seem to be the case. OTOH, CL makes a habit of biting the hand so he's just like Charlie in that sense.

[Jon J]

Some of Levine's cards are funny. Others, not so much.

[Agatha Mystery]

bump

Just read #332 (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=332)at the end of the latest Mike and Molly. Wonder if his comments about Charlie haven't gone over so well?

Yeah, I wondered that as well when I saw the M&M card.

His elbow looks funny.

[Bob_Newhart]

I've read a few of them over the years and found they weren't worth pausing for and causing tension stress on the videotape inside my Tivo. .

[sieglinde]

:) Must be careful about that videotape. I showed them to my sister, now she reads them.

[heySkippy]

I have to admit I think TBBT is one of the most clever written shows on tv.

What is TBBT?

edit - nevermind, googled it.

[billboard_NE]

TBBT= The Big Bang Theory

I never watched it

[astrohip]

Some of Levine's cards are funny. Others, not so much.
?:confused:

Are you referring to Ken Levine (one of the greatest sitcom writers in history)? I didn't know he did vanity cards?

[jbx]

?:confused:

Are you referring to Ken Levine (one of the greatest sitcom writers in history)? I didn't know he did vanity cards?

You might catch his joke by reading the vanity card #119 (http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=119). :up:

[YCantAngieRead]

bump

Just read #332 (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=332)at the end of the latest Mike and Molly. Wonder if his comments about Charlie haven't gone over so well?

It's interesting. All the gossip websites were like "OMG! Chuck Lorre pwnd Charlie Sheen!" about that vanity card.

I, and from what I hear, Charlie Sheen, took it as a total joke.

[Jon J]

?Are you referring to Ken Levine (one of the greatest sitcom writers in history)? I didn't know he did vanity cards?Lorre's real name is Levine.

[Steveknj]

This week's vanity card on TBBT

CENSORED!!

[McGonigle]

Here (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=333c) it is.
I don't get why it was censored.

[marksman]

LOL. I can't even bring it up. Chuck Lorre's website must be getting pounded today.

[sieglinde]

Charlie Sheen was compared to Khadaffy this morning on CNN. :) For being a nutbar not being a murderer.

[billboard_NE]

LOL. I can't even bring it up. Chuck Lorre's website must be getting pounded today.

I could not bring it up the web site either.

[bareyb]

Here's the picture... :p
http://www.chucklorre.com/images/knuckle.jpg

[sieglinde]

Boy that looks gross. Probably the crook of his thumb. :)

[Robin]

Indeed. It's even captioned "my knuckle" (which I thought was obvious, although I know what he's going for.)

[netringer]

It's interesting. All the gossip websites were like "OMG! Chuck Lorre pwnd Charlie Sheen!" about that vanity card.

I, and from what I hear, Charlie Sheen, took it as a total joke.

I think Charlie's not thinking joke any more. Something about "Hypocrite AA Nazis...that I made $half a billion for..." doesn't seem haha funny.

Let's hope Charlie banked his $half a billion and it lasts him thought he rest of his life with sluts and booze. He won't be making any more and it's not looking like he will come out of it, even after the very, very long torturous path Roberrt Downey did.

[bareyb]

I think Charlie's not thinking joke any more. Something about "Hypocrite AA Nazis...that I made $half a billion for..." doesn't seem haha funny.

Let's hope Charlie banked his $half a billion and it lasts him thought he rest of his life with sluts and booze. He won't be making any more and it's not looking like he will come out of it, even after the very, very long torturous path Roberrt Downey did.

How does he feel he made AA half a billion dollars? Dudes off his rocker unless he put it in the basket two bucks at a time... ;)

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Sheen is a wreck, but I do think Lorre overstepped when he made the snide comments on the vanity card.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

How does he feel he made AA half a billion dollars? Dudes off his rocker unless he put it in the basket two bucks at a time... ;)


not surprisingly for the internet, but that is not an accurate quote.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/02/charlie-sheen-calls-chuck-lorre-an-aa-nazi-says-hes-at-war-with-two-and-a-half-men.html

[sieglinde]

How come when somebody dislikes someone, something irrelavant such as his ethnicity comes up? Sheen could have called Lorre a D-Bag and that would have been sufficient.
Mel Gibson and the cop comes to mind. How did he even know the guy was Jewish? What if he had been black or Hispanic? Call the cop a D-bag and be done with it.

[waynomo]

Let's hope Charlie banked his $half a billion and it lasts him thought he rest of his life with sluts and booze. He won't be making any more and it's not looking like he will come out of it, even after the very, very long torturous path Roberrt Downey did.

He has a life long annuity with this show. He will be making a ton off of syndication.

[mattack]

Sheen could have called Lorre a D-Bag and that would have been sufficient.

Though to be nitpicky, isn't that vaguely misogynistic?

[MNoelH]

He had a field day with tonight's vanity cards on 2.5 Men's edited one and Mike & Molly's. So much for backing off and only having photos.

[busyba]

Though to be nitpicky, isn't that vaguely misogynistic?

no.

[balboa dave]

He had a field day with tonight's vanity cards on 2.5 Men's edited one and Mike & Molly's. So much for backing off and only having photos.Welcome to the hysteria, and reading into things that aren't there. The 2 1/2 Men card was first shown last October, and had nothing to do with Sheen.

[MNoelH]

The one after 2.5 Men specifically said it was edited and to stay tuned for the REAL one after Mike & Molly.

[Raj]

You might catch his joke by reading the vanity card #119 (http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=119). :up:

And number 327:

http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=327

[scooterboy]

After this week's Mike and Molly:

I understand that I'm under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation.

I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness. This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee. The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, "Screw Grace, I am so outta here!"

Questions?

[balboa dave]

The one after 2.5 Men specifically said it was edited and to stay tuned for the REAL one after Mike & Molly.No it didn't. The show was a rerun, and so was the card.

[MNoelH]

I get it now. I was thinking that censored meant he had changed it from when it originally aired.