20 possible (depressing) endings to "Battlestar Galactica"

[Malcontent]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/02/20_possible_battlestar_galactica_endings_all_of_th.php

Follow the link for the 20 possible endings. There COULD be possible SPOILERS. :rolleyes:

[sbourgeo]

Love this one:

7) Cylons lead by Cavil are about to destroy Galactica when a group of teenagers and their talking dog reveal that Cavil orchestrated his elaborate plan to drive everyone off of New Caprica and destroy them so that his Ice Cream Shop would be the only one on the planet. Old Man Cavil says "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" Everyone laughs. The talking dog falls over for no reason.

[DevdogAZ]

Love this one:

7) Cylons lead by Cavil are about to destroy Galactica when a group of teenagers and their talking dog reveal that Cavil orchestrated his elaborate plan to drive everyone off of New Caprica and destroy them so that his Ice Cream Shop would be the only one on the planet. Old Man Cavil says "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" Everyone laughs. The talking dog falls over for no reason.
That's funny. Although it's not a talking dog. It's Boxy.

[jking]

I think the most likely finale episode will be a romantic comedy that will focus on Adama and Roslyn, with special guest star Adam Sandler as the Wedding Singer.

[aintnosin]

Lt. Castillo wakes up before his retirement party from the Miami Dade Police Department. At the party, he tells Sonny Crockett (special guest start Don Johnson), "Man, I had the weirdest dream last night."

"Tell me about it, pal. I once dreamed I spent years driving around San Francisco with that guy from Cheech and Chong."

[Sherminator]

I'm expecting it to be some autistic kids vision in a snowglobe....

Oh wait.... That's been done before. :)

[Graymalkin]

Everyone will be fired except Ted Knight, who will appear as a digital hologram. They'll all do a group hug and sidle toward the airlock.

[DouglasPHill]

I vote for ending #1.

[Bob Coxner]

Lt. Castillo wakes up before his retirement party from the Miami Dade Police Department. At the party, he tells Sonny Crockett (special guest start Don Johnson), "Man, I had the weirdest dream last night."

"Tell me about it, pal. I once dreamed I spent years driving around San Francisco with that guy from Cheech and Chong."

You beat me to it, although I was going to go for the Bob Newhart and Dallas dream sequence shoutouts.

[Sherminator]

I'm expecting it to be some autistic kids vision in a snowglobe....

Oh wait.... That's been done before. :)And will be done again? :p

[pjenkins]

I hope the Borg come in and wipe them all out, final scene has Adama next to Picard in Borg-wear

[Church AV Guy]

I think the ending I was expecting was the entire audiance gets terminally bored and turn their televisions off.

[aintnosin]

CUT TO:

INT. RON MOORE'S OFFICE

RDM has finished explaining the premise of the series to Edward Jame Olmos, who sits and stares at Moore like he's grown a second head.

A beat.

OLMOS
You've got to be [expletive] kidding me. That's all you've got?

[Rosincrans]

I didn't find those endings depressing at all. :D