Spaceballs: The Animated Series

[DougF]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/21/television.brooks.reut/index.html

Beam me up, Snotty!

[windracer]

"Moichandising!"

[durl]

I Hate Yogurt!

[mwhip]

1 2 3 4 5

[havanahjoe]

Amazing! That is the same combination I have on my luggage!

[Sparty99]

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

[havanahjoe]

That! Was my Virgin Alarm! It's programmed to go off before you do!

[Sirius Black]

dink dink
dink dink dink dink dink dink
dink dink
dink dink dink dink dink dink
...

[sschwart]

Barf!

May the Sschwart be with you!

[reliant76]

"You're looking at now, sir. What's happening now is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed then."
"What? Rewind, go back to then!"
"We can't."
"Why not?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."

[Unbeliever]

First thoughts: "Hey cool, a Spaceballs series"

After reading the article: "Oh, it's on G4. Never mind."

--Carlos V.

[minorthr]

"We ain't found Sh@t"

[deezel629]

"We've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps"

[ParadiseDave]

"Nobody gives Dark Helmet the raspberry!"

[deezel629]

"..........running right past the alter, heading down the ramp, and out the door!!!"

[Sparty99]

"We ain't found Sh@t"
"Sir"
"What?"
"Are we being too literal?"
"No you fool we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it."

[windracer]

"You're looking at now, sir. What's happening now is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed then."
"What? Rewind, go back to then!"
"We can't."
"Why not?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
Ah, see, that whole scene would have been different if they had TiVo. :D

[DougF]

I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

[NoThru22]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!

[TheDewAddict]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

[sieglinde]

G4? Is that the same channel that shows Star Trek 2.0?

[Sirius Black]

G4? Is that the same channel that shows Star Trek 2.0?

Remember: Sci-Fi carries both Mansquito and Battlestar Galactica. Diamonds do exist in the rough, though sometimes hard to spot.

[sieglinde]

I will try it out if it is full-screen. I did like the way they showed Thunderbirds with added information in captions.

[EMoMoney]

No, yes, no, yes,
yes, no, no, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, ohh, oh, you're helmet is so big.

SANDURZ opens the door behind him.

SANDURZ Lord Helmet.

HELMET (holds all the dolls out of Sandurz's sight) What?

SANDURZ You're needed on the bridge, sir.

HELMET Knock on my door. Knock next time.

SANDURZ Yes, sir.

HELMET Did you see anything?

SANDURZ No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

HELMET Good.

[slydog75]

Great! That's all we need! A Drewish Princess!

[Warren]

funny she dosen't look Drewish.

[scottykempf]

Did you find anything yet?

[aaronw]

What are you, Colonel Sandurz..... Chicken??!!

[EMoMoney]

HELMET (lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose,
not up it.

GUNNER (lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my
best.

HELMET Who made that man a gunner?

MAJOR I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too)

HELMET Who is he?

SANDURZ He's an *********, sir.

HELMET I know that. What's his name?

SANDURZ That is his name, sir. *********, Major *********.

HELMET And his cousin?

SANDURZ He's an *********, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip
*********.

HELMET How many *********s we got on this ship, anyhow?

All, but few, stand up.

ALL Yo!

HELMET I knew it. I'm surrounded by *********s. (pulls down mask) Keep
firing, *********s.

[NoThru22]

The A in *********s would be capitilized in this case. :D

[sieglinde]

I watched this Sunday the 21st of September, 2008.

Was this as horrible as I thought it was or am I just the wrong demographic?

I made it through the first 15 minutes of the first episode, then deleted the whole thing and removed the SP.

It just wasn't funny.

[Ben_Jamin75]

I watched this Sunday the 21st of September, 2008.

Was this as horrible as I thought it was or am I just the wrong demographic?

I made it through the first 15 minutes of the first episode, then deleted the whole thing and removed the SP.

It just wasn't funny.

+1

[Sirius Black]

Speaking of the original movie, I just saw it again the other day and recognized Stephen Tobolowsky in a very small but vital role. That's all I have. I had completely forgotten about this thread (two years is a long time). Anyway, I didn't hear anything about it on Sci-Fi or any place else. Where did it air? What channel?

[Ben_Jamin75]

Speaking of the original movie, I just saw it again the other day and recognized Stephen Tobolowsky in a very small but vital role. That's all I have. I had completely forgotten about this thread (two years is a long time). Anyway, I didn't hear anything about it on Sci-Fi or any place else. Where did it air? What channel?

G4

[Sparty99]

I watched this Sunday the 21st of September, 2008.

Was this as horrible as I thought it was or am I just the wrong demographic?

I made it through the first 15 minutes of the first episode, then deleted the whole thing and removed the SP.

It just wasn't funny.
I did make it through the first episode but I'm with you and thought it was pure crap. It had nothing to do with the movie (which I suppose is fine, but I have no idea who they're going after if not fans of the movie).

[sieglinde]

It took place in the same universe, I guess. It had some of the same sort of humor.

[DougF]

I tried a few minutes of two different episodes this weekend. Not at all what I was expecting. SP and remaining episodes deleted.

[sieglinde]

It was barfy. I don't think there are more than the original four episodes.

[Steeler Mike]

Sanders: Make the jump to light speed.
Helmet: No, no, light speed's too slow.
Sanders: Light speed too slow?
Helmet: That right, we have to go straight to . . . ludicrous speed.
All: Gasp!
Sanders: Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I'm not sure this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter Cournal Sanders? Chicken?
Sanders into PA system (voice squeaking nervously): Prepare ship . . . [clears throat]
Sanders into PA system (voice more composed): Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!

[Steeler Mike]

Emergency brake. Never use.

[Turtleboy]

Huh?

I just downloaded the Pilot from ITunes for free. I haven't watched it all yet, but it seems to be a complete remake of the movie in animated form, almost shot for shot.

What ya'll watching?

[sieglinde]

A cartoon on Sunday nights.