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What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 8, 2014 #81 of 163
    scooterboy

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    I have to give my annual plea for someone (anyone!) to tell me where this comes from:

    "With so many people telling me I'm wrong, I'd be a fool not to consider the possibility."

    I've been trying to remember for years.

    (it may have been a movie, so pardon the threadjack if it is)
     
  2. Apr 8, 2014 #82 of 163
    kaszeta

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    Discovered that my coworker hid this one in some firmware he's developing:

    (Note the error code...)
     
  3. Apr 8, 2014 #83 of 163
    leeherman

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    So many great ones here.

    I've hardly ever watched The Simpsons, but I remember this as being one of my favorites:

    Homer (separating Bart and Lisa who are fighting): Hey! What's the problem here?

    Lisa: We were fighting over who loves you more.

    Homer: You were? Aah ... Well, go ahead. [releases them]

    Bart: You love him more.

    Lisa: No you do!

    LH
     
  4. Apr 8, 2014 #84 of 163
    allan

    allan Can't think of one

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    Heh! I've used that one on my GF. :)
     
  5. Apr 8, 2014 #85 of 163
    ADG

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    There are so many it's hard to even remember them. But one that stands out in my mind is Jed Bartlett's first words in episode 1 of The West Wing. BEST ENTRANCE EVER.
     
  6. Apr 8, 2014 #86 of 163
    efilippi

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    And that line was ???
     
  7. Apr 8, 2014 #87 of 163
    ADG

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    Unless you watched the show or knew the whole setup it really wouldn't have the same impact, but to answer your question it was the First Commandment.
     
  8. Apr 8, 2014 #88 of 163
    Lori

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    I am the Lord your God. Thou shallt worship no other God before me.

     
  9. Apr 8, 2014 #89 of 163
    markymark_ctown

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    I always enjoyed Norm's comebacks when he entered Cheers.

    "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
     
  10. Apr 8, 2014 #90 of 163
    ADG

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    Thanks for posting that Lori. What gave that scene and his line the greatest impact is that it was the end of the show and his first appearance on screen. As I said, GREAT Entrance!!! :)
     
  11. Apr 8, 2014 #91 of 163
    scooterboy

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    Makes me want to watch WW again from the beginning.
     
  12. Apr 8, 2014 #92 of 163
    DreadPirateRob

    DreadPirateRob Seriously?

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    That was the first one that came to mind.

    My other Firefly favorites - all from Wash - that haven't already been mentioned:

    "We gotta go to the crappy town where *I'm* a hero!"

    "I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic."

    "Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it."

    "Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
     
  13. Apr 8, 2014 #93 of 163
    GoHalos

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    :up:

    Sam: "What are you up to Norm?"

    Norm: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
     
  14. Apr 8, 2014 #94 of 163
    markz

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    Worf?

    Me too. So many shows I want to rewatch thanks to this thread!
     
  15. Apr 8, 2014 #95 of 163
    smark

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    "For me, it's been one continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month: Helluary." - Al Bundy
     
  16. Apr 8, 2014 #96 of 163
    ricks77

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    Jonathon Quayle Higgins: Oh..My..God!
     
  17. Apr 8, 2014 #97 of 163
    MikeMar

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    What movie did you get? - Al Bundy
    Four Weddings and a Funeral - Peg
    It's that 5 of the same thing? - Al

    :D
     
  18. Apr 8, 2014 #98 of 163
    Fahtrim

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    It's always sunny in Philadelphia has a crap ton of hilarious quotes, most not safe for work :D
     
  19. Apr 8, 2014 #99 of 163
    Fahtrim

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    Ian McKellan plays a wizard in the movies but he doesn't go home and shoot lightning up his boyfriend's .......
     
  20. Apr 8, 2014 #100 of 163
    Fahtrim

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    Hey-o, What's up Bi@#$s
     

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