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What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 6, 2014 #61 of 163
    kaszeta

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    "It's a faaaaaaaaaaake!"

    Amazing how often we get to use that at work...
     
  2. Apr 7, 2014 #62 of 163
    replaytv

    replaytv gun talk ignore list

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    Denver ish...
  3. Apr 7, 2014 #63 of 163
    RangersRBack

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    Dad was a huge Honeymooners fan - we watched them all the time when I was young.

    Ralph and Norton are on a train going to a convention, and Norton winds up handcuffing them together for the train ride. Ralph is all mad because Norton keeps waking him, then:

    Norton: 'Hey Ralph, mind if I smoke?'

    Ralph: 'I don't care if you burn'
     
  4. Apr 7, 2014 #64 of 163
    gossamer88

    gossamer88 HDTV Snob

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    Da boogie...
    First time I ever heard this was on The Odd Couple:

    Felix Unger: [to woman on witness stand] Ah... you *assumed*. My dear, you should never *assume*. You see, when you *assume*
    [writes the word "assume" on a blackboard]
    Felix Unger: , you make an *ass*... out of *you*... and *me*
     
  5. Apr 7, 2014 #65 of 163
    Steveknj

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    From the Honeymooners (paraphrasing)

    Ralph (reading a beginners golf manual): Address the ball
    Norton: Helloooo Ball!

    Game Show MC: Ralph what do you do for a living
    Ralph: I brive a dus

    From All In the Family

    Archie (speaking to Sammy Davis Junior) - You being colored, well, I know you had no choice in that. But whatever made you turn Jew?

    Radar's speech announcing Henry Blake's Death.

    From Seinfeld:
    There are SO many to put here, those are three of my favorites.

    M*A*S*H

    The whole Radar/Col Blake dies speech.

    Hawkeye (taking a group picture): Okay, now everyone take three steps to the left. Now, take three steps to the right. Perfect!!
     
  6. Apr 7, 2014 #66 of 163
    jehma

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    Joey had the best lines in that show.

    "You know, a moo point. Like a cow's opinion."
     
  7. Apr 7, 2014 #67 of 163
    jehma

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    Don't forget:

    Firefly - "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    We use that one all the time. Actually, 90% of Firefly could be in this thread. :)
     
  8. Apr 7, 2014 #68 of 163
    cheesesteak

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    Book 'im, Dano.

    You big dummy - Fred Sanford.
    Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey - Fred Sanford

    The Devil made me do it - Flip Wilson
     
  9. Apr 7, 2014 #69 of 163
    markz

    markz Hilarity Ensues

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    Connersville...
    From Dharma & Greg episode #1:

    Greg's cellphone rings while he is in the shower. Dharma grabs his phone from his pants and answers "Greg's Pants. He's not in them right now!"

    From Castle:

    Castle: "I really am ruggedly handsome!"


    From Burn Notice:

    Sam Ax: "You know spies... A bunch of bitchy little girls"


    The last two are so good, they made it into the opening credits. I love when I see the actual episodes.
     
  10. Apr 7, 2014 #70 of 163
    jehma

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    :up:
     
  11. Apr 7, 2014 #71 of 163
    Gunnyman

    Gunnyman Just a boring dude

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    !Texas
    Archer:
    PHRASING!
     
  12. Apr 7, 2014 #72 of 163
    DavidJL

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    Here's one that I'm not even 100% sure what it's from although I have a good idea.

    A very jealous angry man who speaks broken english, I think an Italian accent, and he has trouble expressing his extreme anger because he only knows a few english phrases:

    I KEEL you, I..I.. I KEEL you two times, I..I..I KEEL you til da cows come home, th..th..then I KEEL the cows.

    I like to use it from time to time when I'm pretend angry.
     
  13. Apr 7, 2014 #73 of 163
    midas

    midas I heard that

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    San Francisco c**k sucker.
     
  14. Apr 7, 2014 #74 of 163
    vman41

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    Then there's the Firefly/Seinfeld combo: "Serenity now!"
     
  15. Apr 8, 2014 #75 of 163
    efilippi

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    Norton: Can it core a apple?

    I love that segment, so surprised that Ralph didn't succeed.
     
  16. Apr 8, 2014 #76 of 163
    betts4

    betts4 I am Spartacus!

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    I don't remember that one, but it's great!
     
  17. Apr 8, 2014 #77 of 163
    jmenjes

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    Sir, I protest. I am NOT a Merry Man!
     
  18. Apr 8, 2014 #78 of 163
    Steveknj

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    That's the episode where he beans Mickey Mantle. I always loved that speech :)
     
  19. Apr 8, 2014 #79 of 163
    cheesesteak

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    Homie The Clown: "Homie don't play that."
     
  20. Apr 8, 2014 #80 of 163
    Lori

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    "Anybody who can't make money off Sports Night should get out of the moneymaking business."

    "Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word."
    "Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy."
     

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