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Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.
"It's a faaaaaaaaaaake!"
Amazing how often we get to use that at work...
"You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"
- Jerry in The Pilot
And for a movie...
"Release the Kraken!!!"
Dad was a huge Honeymooners fan - we watched them all the time when I was young.
Ralph and Norton are on a train going to a convention, and Norton winds up handcuffing them together for the train ride. Ralph is all mad because Norton keeps waking him, then:
Norton: 'Hey Ralph, mind if I smoke?'
Ralph: 'I don't care if you burn'
First time I ever heard this was on The Odd Couple:
Felix Unger: [to woman on witness stand] Ah... you *assumed*. My dear, you should never *assume*. You see, when you *assume*
[writes the word "assume" on a blackboard]
Felix Unger: , you make an *ass*... out of *you*... and *me*
From the Honeymooners (paraphrasing)
Ralph (reading a beginners golf manual): Address the ball
Norton: Helloooo Ball!
Game Show MC: Ralph what do you do for a living
Ralph: I brive a dus
From All In the Family
Archie (speaking to Sammy Davis Junior) - You being colored, well, I know you had no choice in that. But whatever made you turn Jew?
Radar's speech announcing Henry Blake's Death.
There are SO many to put here, those are three of my favorites.
The whole Radar/Col Blake dies speech.
Hawkeye (taking a group picture): Okay, now everyone take three steps to the left. Now, take three steps to the right. Perfect!!
Joey had the best lines in that show.
"You know, a moo point. Like a cow's opinion."
Firefly - "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
We use that one all the time. Actually, 90% of Firefly could be in this thread.
Book 'im, Dano.
You big dummy - Fred Sanford.
Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey - Fred Sanford
The Devil made me do it - Flip Wilson
From Dharma & Greg episode #1:
Greg's cellphone rings while he is in the shower. Dharma grabs his phone from his pants and answers "Greg's Pants. He's not in them right now!"
Castle: "I really am ruggedly handsome!"
From Burn Notice:
Sam Ax: "You know spies... A bunch of bitchy little girls"
The last two are so good, they made it into the opening credits. I love when I see the actual episodes.
Here's one that I'm not even 100% sure what it's from although I have a good idea.
A very jealous angry man who speaks broken english, I think an Italian accent, and he has trouble expressing his extreme anger because he only knows a few english phrases:
I KEEL you, I..I.. I KEEL you two times, I..I..I KEEL you til da cows come home, th..th..then I KEEL the cows.
I like to use it from time to time when I'm pretend angry.
San Francisco c**k sucker.
Then there's the Firefly/Seinfeld combo: "Serenity now!"
Norton: Can it core a apple?
I love that segment, so surprised that Ralph didn't succeed.
I don't remember that one, but it's great!
Sir, I protest. I am NOT a Merry Man!
That's the episode where he beans Mickey Mantle. I always loved that speech
Homie The Clown: "Homie don't play that."
"Anybody who can't make money off Sports Night should get out of the moneymaking business."
"Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word."
"Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy."