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What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 5, 2014 #41 of 163
    StacieH

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    From Veronica Mars:

    Meg: You believe me, right?

    Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
     
  2. Apr 5, 2014 #42 of 163
    Numb And Number2

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    They weren't fabulous they were spectacular.
     
  3. Apr 5, 2014 #43 of 163
    StacieH

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    Oh, and from The Big Bang Theory:

    "PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!" :)
     
  4. Apr 5, 2014 #44 of 163
    jsmeeker

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    More from there...


    "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be all like 'Hey, Woman! Get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
     
  5. Apr 6, 2014 #45 of 163
    Edmund

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    One of my all time favorites is a exchange between Jim Rockford and SGT Becker, on some info Rockford got from a guy at Army Psychiatric Hospital:

    Becker- "a Doctor?", Rockford- "a Patient"

    Becker "an inmate?, Rockford- "a trustee"

    Becker- "a banana" Rockford rolls his eyes
     
  6. Apr 6, 2014 #46 of 163
    zordude

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    /hangs head in shame
     
  7. Apr 6, 2014 #47 of 163
    Mr. Soze

    Mr. Soze On my best behaviour

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    Some of my faves, just from Scrubs. The first two I use a LOT IRL. 2nd with my name of course.


    Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, this is not Bring Your Problems to Work Day. This is just Work Day.

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    “What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! How ya doin'.”

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    Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
    Elliot: You don't like Cox?
    Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
    (Todd enters.)
    Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
    Jordan: See, that's the problem.
    Female: [offscreen] This sausage is huge!
    Todd: Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.
    (Todd exits.)

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    Melody O'Harra: Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.

    Dr. Christopher Turk: Damn!

    [beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him]

    Dr. Christopher Turk: I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.

    Dr. Doug Murphy: [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!

    male nurse: Damn!

    surgeon: Damn!

    Snoop Dogg Resident: [out of frame] Damn!

    Melody O'Harra: I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.

    J.D.: Oh...

    Melody O'Harra: Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?

    J.D.: Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?

    Melody O'Harra: All-girl.

    Dr. Christopher Turk: [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...
     
  8. Apr 6, 2014 #48 of 163
    awsnyde

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    Which reminds me of another favorite, as Veronica is changing a tire on her car:

    Troy: Flat?
    Veronica: Just as God made me.


    That's the best, but it continues on from there:

    Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
    Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.
     
  9. Apr 6, 2014 #49 of 163
    Legion

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    Archer - "Just the tip."

    Firefly - "I am guessing you werent burdoned with an over abundance of schooling."

    Firefly - "Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell."

    Firefly - "Oh, but you did! You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me! But since that's a concept you can't seem to wrap your head around, then you got no place here. [Pause.] You did it to me, Jayne. And that's a fact."
     
  10. Apr 6, 2014 #50 of 163
    Gunnyman

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    Here's The West Wing Exchange

    Sam Seborn: Hello, there she is. Celia. I asked Ainsley and she said she didn't mind at all plus Charlie said it's fine with him.
    Celia: Charlie's a man.

    Charlie: Damn right

    Ainsley Hayes continues with business…It's important

    Sam: I also think it's important to make it clear that I'm not a sexist.

    Charlie: And that I'm all man.

    Ainsley: You're Celia.

    Celia: Yes.

    Ainsley: He's not a sexist.

    Celia: If you're willing to let your sexuality diminish your power.

    Ainsley: I'm sorry.

    Celia: I said, I'm surprised that you're willing to let your sexuality diminish your power.

    Ainsley: I don't even know what that means.

    Celia: I think you do.

    Ainsley: And I think you think I'm made out of candy glass, Celia. If somebody says something that offends you, tell them, but all women don't have to think alike.

    Celia: I didn't say they did and when someone said something that offended me I did say so.

    Ainsley: I like it when the guys tease me. It's an inadvertent show of respect I'm on the team and I don't mind it when it gets sexual and you know what, I like sex.

    Charlie: Hello.

    Ainsley. I don't think whatever sexuality I am have diminishes my power. I think it enhances it.

    Celia: And what kind of feminism do you call that?

    Ainsley: My kind.

    Woman in background: It's called lipstick feminism. I call it stiletto feminism.

    Sam: Stilettos?

    Ainsley: You're not in enough trouble already?

    Sam: I suppose I am.

    Celia: Isn't the point the Sam wouldn't be able to find another way to be chummy with a woman who wasn't sexually appealing.

    Ainsley: He would be able to but that isn't the point. The point is that sexual revolution tends to get in the way of actual revolution, nonsense issues distract attention away from real ones: Pay equity, child care, honest to god sexual harassment, and in this case, a speech in front of the UN General assembly, so you (to Sam) 25% on the assessments for category a, you (to Charlie) I don't know what your thing is, and you (to Celia) stop trying to take the fun out of my day. With that, I'm going to get a cup cake.

    Long pause:

    Sam: Well, for the moment at least, I'm going to do what she's telling me to do.
     
  11. Apr 6, 2014 #51 of 163
    DevdogAZ

    DevdogAZ Give em Hell, Devils

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    :up: :up:

    (see below)
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  12. Apr 6, 2014 #52 of 163
    DevdogAZ

    DevdogAZ Give em Hell, Devils

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    One of my favorites from The Simpsons, probably because it hits a little too close to home:

     
  13. Apr 6, 2014 #53 of 163
    MikeMar

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    One of the best eps and had some many good lines was Lisa the Vegetarian

    Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
    Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
    Bart: What's that extra B for?
    Homer: It's a typo.
    Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?
    Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
    Bart: [musically] You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
    Bart, Homer: You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
     
  14. Apr 6, 2014 #54 of 163
    DevdogAZ

    DevdogAZ Give em Hell, Devils

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    The best exchange from that episode:



     
  15. Apr 6, 2014 #55 of 163
    MikeMar

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    Homer: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"
    Homer: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!"
    Homer: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"
    Bart: [crestfallen] "It's gone."
     
  16. Apr 6, 2014 #56 of 163
    pahunt

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    I love this from the Simpsons episode "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer". I can't find it on YouTube unfortunately which spoils the effect somewhat but here's the script anyway:

    :[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
    Bart: [looking out a window and seeing the silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
    Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
     
  17. Apr 6, 2014 #57 of 163
    pgogborn

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    Bart Simpson: "I didn't do It, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"

    Person of Interest opening titles: You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people. The Government considers these people "irrelevant".

    Francis Ewan Urquhart in the original version "You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment".

    The Doctor:" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey".
     
  18. Apr 6, 2014 #58 of 163
    jollygrunt777

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    Here's a timely one.

    "The lannisters send their regards."
     
  19. Apr 6, 2014 #59 of 163
    NashvilleKat

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    All together now.

    Norm!
     
  20. Apr 6, 2014 #60 of 163
    danielhart

    danielhart Nerp Nerp

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    "Dracarys!"

    "Say my name"

    "I'm slinging mad volume and stacking fat Benjis....I can't be worried about spelling and sh*t..."

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