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What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.

  1. dwells

    dwells Active Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Birmingham, Al
    We have a ton from King of Queens as well- such as "you just love your Lou Ferrigno, don't you????"
  2. Doggie Bear

    Doggie Bear New Member

    Jan 16, 2008
    I love the end of Raylan Givens' facedown of Wynn Duffy in the episode "Full Commitment" of JUSTIFIED:

    The next time we have a conversation, there won't be a conversation.​

    ... which is followed up in a subsequent episode "The Gunfighter," when another Deputy Marshal drags a reluctant Givens to interrogate Duffy. Givens says he doesn't to go because the last time he talked to Duffy, he told him about the no conversation next time. The other Marshal says Duffy won't remember the remark and anyway, if he does, just say it's a different conversation.

    So when they find Duffy, the first thing Duffy says to Givens is, "I recall the last time we spoke, you said 'the next time we have a conversation, there won't be a conversation."

    Givens looks relatively nonplussed and then says "This is a different conversation."
  3. Demandred

    Demandred RPSLS Champion

    Mar 6, 2001
    Houston, TX, US
    "You're the AT&T of people!"
  4. Hunter Green

    Hunter Green Curmudgeon

    Feb 22, 2002
    You're right about too many from Firefly but nevertheless I have to go with "My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
  5. MikeMar

    MikeMar Go Pats

    Jan 7, 2005
    SO MANY Bob's Burgers quotes!

    “It’s not a lie if you tell it to vegetarians. You taught us that!”
    “I did teach you that.”
  6. MikeMar

    MikeMar Go Pats

    Jan 7, 2005
    haha yeah same here! but change 5 to like 50 :)

    some of our fav's

    PIZZA, we like PIZZA, dammit Carl!
  7. vman41

    vman41 Omega Consumer

    Jun 18, 2002
    If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.
  8. wprager

    wprager Active Member

    Feb 19, 2006
    Ottawa, Canada
    Lots of M*A*S*H quotes come to mind, here's one:

    "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
  9. wprager

    wprager Active Member

    Feb 19, 2006
    Ottawa, Canada
    Here's the full "Live Turkey Broadcast":

    OMG I miss that show. Will they ever get it on Netflix?
  10. sharkster

    sharkster Active Member TCF Club

    Jul 3, 2004
    Ha! The WKRP turkey thing is classic.

    I agree that M*A*S*H and Friends both had a million great quotes. Both are big favorites of mine. I've seen every M*A*S*H episode so many times I just couldn't watch anymore.

    I've seen every Friends episode at least a dozen times so far. Such great characters and it never felt like they got anywhere near any jumping of the shark.
  11. awsnyde

    awsnyde Member

    May 11, 2007
    Or Larry from Newhart: Women, you can't live with them, you can't put them in a sack.

    And as others have mentioned, a ton from The Simpsons, including a simple one from Homer like: Be more funny!
  12. awsnyde

    awsnyde Member

    May 11, 2007
    ...and I should add, I've only seen that episode of Newhart once, when it originally aired, and I still remember that line.
  13. wprager

    wprager Active Member

    Feb 19, 2006
    Ottawa, Canada
    The Colonel, from "Soap":

    My mind's sharp as a tack, knock on wood <raps his knuckles on the table top> .. Come in!"

    And how many times have you actually used this one yourselves: "Missed it by >this< much."

    Who can forget "I'll be in my bunk"? Or how about "I've made a huge mistake."
  14. JYoung

    JYoung Series 3

    Jan 16, 2002
    Los Angeles
    From Cheers:

    Cliff Clavin: What's the matter, Norm?
    Norm Peterson: Uh, oh, nothing. Just that my shorts are binding up on me.
    Cliff Clavin: Just stand up and straighten them out.
    Norm Peterson: Nah. I'll give 'em five minutes. Sometimes they self-correct.
    Diane Chambers: The level of conversation in this bar could not sink any lower.
    [Dave Richards walks into the bar]
    Dave Richards: [to Diane] Hiya wonderbuns.
    Diane Chambers: "Going down"!

    and from Scrubs:

    Dr. Molly Clock: Perry, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
    Dr. Perry Cox: There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
    Dr. Molly Clock: So they have more of a nougaty center?
    Dr. Perry Cox: Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
    Dr. Molly Clock: I'm touching your creamy center!
    Dr. Perry Cox: Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.

    Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
  15. sharkster

    sharkster Active Member TCF Club

    Jul 3, 2004
    I loved Dr Cox's tirades! He was hilarious.

    I clearly remember the 'bastard coated bastards with bastard filling' line. LMAO
  16. Numb And Number2

    Numb And Number2 New Member

    Jan 13, 2009
  17. LoadStar

    LoadStar LOAD"*",8,1

    Jul 24, 2001
    Milwaukee, WI
    Two from Firefly:
    "Looks like we got here just in time. What does that make us?"
    "Ain't we just?"

    "I can kill you with my brain."
  18. betts4

    betts4 I am Spartacus!

    Dec 26, 2005
    A Galaxy...
  19. jsmeeker

    jsmeeker Notable Member TCF Club

    Apr 2, 2001
    I'll be in my bunk.
  20. zordude

    zordude WDW Fan TCF Club

    Sep 23, 2003
    Malden, MA
    They're real, and they're fabulous

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