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What's your favorite lines from tv shows?

Discussion in 'Now Playing - TV Show Talk' started by Agatha Mystery, Apr 4, 2014.

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    Agatha Mystery

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    BFE, So....
    I've got a few. I just saw a rerun of one of my favorites.

    From Criminal Minds, Prentiss is taking about her cat, Sergio, whom she passed off as her new boyfriend, when talking to her therapist. She says to Hotch, "He is the perfect man. He doesn't hog the covers, and he poops in a box."

    There are too many from Firefly for me to just them all.

    So what are your favorite lines?
     
  2. Apr 4, 2014 #2 of 163
    Alfer

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    A ton from Seinfeld. "No soup for you!"..."I was in the pool!"..."I am master of my domain".

    Many other shows and many other lines but not enough space to list them all.

    :)
     
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    MikeMar

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    Insert many Seinfeld and Friends lines here :)

    And a lot of Simpsons ones as well!
     
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    jollygrunt777

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    Republic of...
    "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! ...You bastards!"
     
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    NashvilleKat

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    Al Bundy said it.
     
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    trainman

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    My favorite line from TV this season was from "Bob's Burgers":

    "I think slumber parties are the cat's pajamas. Especially when I'm wearing my cat pajamas."
     
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    sharkster

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    "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

    Elaine Benes
    Seinfeld - from the 'Hamptons' episode

    I probably have a ton of them from Seinfeld.
     
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    NashvilleKat

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    The whole conversation is priceless:

     
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    sharkster

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    That whole 'Hamptons' episode was classic. There were so many funny bits.

    That one, along with 'The Contest' are my two favorite Seinfeld episodes.
     
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    pahunt

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    WhiskeyTango

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    From Alf:

    (After electrocuting himself with a hair dryer in the bathtub, Alf thought he was insurance salesman Wayne Schlagel from Michigan Life and Casualty. He thought Willie had taken his clothes.)

     
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    gweempose

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    My wife and I quote lines from Friends all the time. It helps that we've probably seen every episode at least 5 times. :)
     
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    doom1701

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    I'll add a more serious one, from Star Trek TNG: The Wounded:

    "When one has been angry for a very long time, one gets used to it. And it becomes comfortable, like... like old leather. And finally... becomes so familiar that one can't ever remember feeling any other way."
     
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    DavidJL

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    From Firefly:


    Bandit #1: "And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus."

    (Husband) Jayne: "Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature."

    (Wife) Mal: "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?"

    (Husband) Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would."

    (Wife) Mal: "You are not the man I met a year ago." (they suddenly draw their guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off)

    Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet: I will end you."

    From Justified

    (Duffy laying flat)

    Raylan drops the bullet on Duffy and says, “The next one’s comin’ faster”
     
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    Gunnyman

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    There's this whole exchange on the West Wing between some intern, Ainsley Hayes, and Sam Seabourne about how Sam objectifies women that just cracks me up every time.
     
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    Jolt

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    King of Queens " Son of a Mother!" I always say it.
     
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    smak

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    wprager

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    How about "Women, you can't live with them ... pass the peanuts" -- Norm.
     
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    wprager

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    My all time favorite is "As God is my witness ... I thought turkeys could fly", followed closely by "What's up, Norm? -- My nipples -- it's freezing out there."
     
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    Jolt

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    LMAO The turkey episode was awesome lol
     

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