They don't exactly. But... "The finest, most civilized way to treat your HD home theatre system." "Unrivaled Perfection" "Unbelievably Liberating" "No other DVR comes close." "Supreme Handling with the New TiVo® Series3 Digital Media Recorder Remote" Maybe each of those needs some fine print, like "mileage may vary", "do not attempt", and "on a closed course". I'd prefer the Masserati of DVRs myself. (Or are they DMRs now? I'm confused).