I watched an old COPS episode (1996) from Kansas City last night. Guy picked up a street walker (she was fugly) and the cop caught them in the act. The problem was the man was on a "check run" for his wife's business. It was a very big deal so the cop let him call his wife on the cell phone to tell her she would have to make the "check run". Why? "Honey. Uhh, maybe I shouldn't call you that. I've just been arrested...... ah, prostitution." He puts the phone down and says to the Cop "she hung up". God, I felt a little (just a little) sorry for the guy. The prostitute was really ugly and he admitted to the cop he wasn't using a condom. I just kept thinking how ugly this guy's wife must be.